Season Two :: Quotes
1. Amityville
Charles: No no no, Buddy, you only think you saw Mrs. Pembroke. But if you saw her from the front, then you'd realize it really wasn't her in the front!
Buddy: Oh, she told you her padded bra story too?
Adam: Have you heard he thinks my room is his room?
Jason: Your room is his room.
Charles: What?
Sarah: Have you heard he called me a “shrunken Lila”?
Jill: I told him I had important news about your life.
Charles: He said he had important news about my wife. I told him I don't have a wife, he said “well, that must be the news”.
Sarah: “Little Women” by Louisa May Alcott is a classic.
Buddy: Well if it's a classic, I've read the Cliff Notes.
Jill: Checked your closet?
Jason: Oh, no! Is it possible I've only checked my closet seventy-eight times?!
Buddy: Charles, I smell involvement. Involvement permeates this house like a skunk. It's Amityville here. Leave this house before it kills you. GET OUT!
Charles: I owe you money, right? You make us a pizza, I'll owe you more money, how's that?
2. The Naked Truth
Buddy: Yeah, that's uh... that's really, umm... that's... that's really ugly.
Charles: Well of course it's ugly, it's art!
Buddy: You couldn't get the girl, so you got the picture?
Charles: No, I didn't get the picture to get the picture, I got the picture to get the girl, get the picture?
Ellen: Charles, look at it this way: if Adam goes with us, he'll be bored, and that'll make me, Jamie, and Sarah nervous. But if Adam goes with you, he'll be bored, but it'll only make you nervous!
Charles: Ix-nay in front of the id-kay.
Adam: Yeah, Buddy, I'm impressionable.
Rebecca: I see you share the opinon of experts.
Charles: Yes, they often agree with me.
Charles: I don't remember your mother saying that one of my duties was to introduce you to female nudity.
Adam: She probably forgot!
Charles: Rebecca, stop!
Rebecca: Charles, stop what?
Charles: Do not remove your clothing!
Ellen: Well, that's a novel approach.
Walter: Charles, what is that girl doing in your room?
Charles: I'm going to show her my Kolodny.
3. Feud For Thought
Ellen: Face it Charles, men are animals.
Charles: Yeah, but don't you kinda wonder how Sarah found that out?
Charles: Nicknames don't mean anything -- look at Boy George!
Adam: He said he didn't appreciate people calling me Yoko Ono.
Charles: Yamamoto.
Charles: In diplomacy, honesty is the best policy.
Buddy: But what if he's punching your face?
Charles: Then insurance is the best policy.